So I was looking through Barnes & Nobles because I have a gift card from... at least ten years ago, and I was thinking of buying a few of the books off my reading list. I really enjoyed the commentary in
Northanger Abbey's Barnes & Noble Classics edition, so I looked to see what else they have.
And then I read the "reviews."
Here's some samples:
From the reviews of Anna Karenina -
"Samantha Decatt":
Age: 16/ height: 5'4"/ gender: female weight: 100 pounds/ race: neko/ appearance: black shoulder length hair with green eyes, small and petite with black cat ears and a tail./ clothes: a black zip-up cat hoodie(has little cat ears on top), skinny jeans and black boots./ fandom: nekos and cry of fear./ weapons: will vary, but she has a switchblade and a glock 19 with tactical flashlight. Anything else, ask.
"Character Bios Go Here!":
My bios: <p>
Name: Crona Gorgon <br>
Age: Unknown <br>
Gender: Also unknown, but Crona chooses to be a boy, or portray himself as a boy. <br>
Appearance: Google Search "Crona Soul Eater" on Google images. <br>
Personality: Shy, quiet, a little bit insane <br>
Weapons: He has another being living in his spine, called Ragnarok, who can turn into a sword at will. <br>
Other: Ragnarok bullies him when he's not in weapon form.
From the reviews of Mansfield Park -
"Natsu":
He jumps in, screaming. "Daaaawwwwwwn, my sunrise popsicle huggly friend!" He grins, then rolling away. ((Also an original from here.
"Germany":
He blinked, and glanced around. Having nothing else better to do, he began to do pushups. He just couldn't seem to sit still. "I svear to God. If Italy doesn't make it to our training..." he huffed, and continued to do pushups, almost effortlessly.
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(Man. I legit forgot about this place xc)
"???":
A poiny that looks like Nightmare Moon but with silver armer and a eclips cute mack trobs in
Why were people roleplaying in the Barnes & Noble reviews? I mean, I did some pretty cringy roleplaying as a kid, but this is just really weird. Thought I'd share. Feel free to reply with more weird reviews should you find them!